Sunday, March 14, 2010


Our Bondhu was racing against his heart beats until Friday evening, until when the IPL has begunt. He was actualy munching more fear than what he can actually even bite. Definitely being in ruling party further more in India being a politicians he would not have be scared for any allegations, scam or scandals for sure. But very natural fear of loss of his seat. But why... Before which we may have to go for short travel in a newly built time machine.

Fasten your seat belts.....
It was on the blessings of an armed peace ambasador from Pakistan ajmal kasav and his fellow mates P.C ( not sonia` Personal computer ) became the portfolio of Home ministry, kicking shivraj patil right on his butt. Then came our Condolezza`s favorite Roshagolla man`s turn to DON the Finance. What so great about this prodigy that all in a night he was found by the Great Indian bahu as a right candidate for the role ???. Oh for this answer we may have travel a bit more in this journey

It was during the same seaon while India won its World cup, rememeber Kapil hailing the cup in his hands, smiling in full mouth, yes its then our great Pronoabh Mukherjee was a Finace minster. Then again in the year 1984 he was trumpted by Euromoney as a greatesht Finance minister of Universe. Here you have to realy note a fate of life " it was under him our MMS, Oh no its not multi media messaging you, dumbo, its Manmohan Singh the custom made robot for Prime ministers task, was working as a RBI governor. Look what he is now. This what it pays you to be a Congress loyalist.

2009 budget- I .
Yaah after becoming FM, ( Oh my god I am now tired of you its not Frequency medium but Finance minister.. OK ) though he was all years for the " Here I am , and this is me more I am travelling on my old age to foreing countries " by Bryan Adams , he all the way was hearing only " those were the best days of ma life ... It was summer of 82 " by bryan Adams.... Then he made all the cut copy paste to the old budget by our very own Anna and Sumbitted. IT was crucial period for Congrees facing an Election. Yes globally it was also the same time the petrol coted more than half of itw own price. But still we We were paying the same price for petrol.

Post election Budget
Yes the same AAM ADMI budget - ( no not Mango Man, but common Man Budget ), Which was focussing on common man. Bangra all over the Media AAM ADMI, COMMON MAN BUDGET. Even the Budget carried the word AAM ADMI for six times in it.

2010 Union Budget
26, FEB 2010 - Union budget was Presented ( do not read it as Submitted ). Didi complaints to the class teacher that this guy has pinched her at a wrong place. Even MMS said I am not ok with the parts of the budget like Tax on returns. Opposition walks out of Session, but who cares. We know they are always hindutva terrorists. And if its some body else they are not for the Poor, down troden, Minorities, who we bank upon for yet another 10 12 elecions to come.

27, FEB, 2010 - The Opposition gathers and calls for changes in the budget about the price of commodities, petrol. It was then Our pranab started shivering to death .. Oh my GAWD ............

28, FEB, 2010 - The same but we were told the opposition is jingoistic about govt and they have no clue how this budget will help in loooong run. Pranab ( shit scarred ) came out in media saying. " Noh Noh, I DIDh COShULTED EBERYONE AND I BWAS BWELCOMING SUGGhSHTIONS TOO.

A short commercial Break " all these meet at a unknown place may be behind the compound of hogwarts and decide , its time that we stop this. Else People may awake. So Stop this budget drama. Pls lets telecast something else.

01, MAR, 2010, nithyananda in South and the Snake Dance Swamiji in north were exposed to ppl. Yaah aprt from this we got watch the perenial news for indian media , Pakistan, Hafis saeed, Terror, India, Attack, Jihad, LeT. But Budget ...

02, Mar 2010 , additional tadka to the above issues but about budget. The Man Who is today prayed as the wall of India against the global recesion Y.V.Reddy expresses his view on the current budget as unsatisfactory. Only one visual media glimpsed on it for few minute again same ...

03,04 Mar 10, - - do - - - + The Paki External affairs miniter lies ( is it for the first time they do it ??? )

05, Mar, 2010 - The Womens bill talks on. The entire media is on women issues, india and women, feminism. But why. ? Hey dude its women day by another 3 days ok.

06, Mar, 2010 - do - + oscar fever

07 mar, 2010 - do - its Sunday Dude chill

08 Mar - same + the first lady oscar

09, 10, 11- mar - same same

12 mar - PRANAB thanks GOD .... AS IPL Begins. It will be long gone topic before the IPL ends. - A "skeptical, erroneous budget". But who cares .,,

1 comment:

  1. hi,

    Very good effort in making people to realise how we forget the budget when there are issues coming one after the other.