Monday, November 21, 2011

Pizzas are not any more Unhealthy in Chennai -Trust me



Everytime you walk into some highly Courtesy Oozing, Ambient grumbling, of course coming in the Line, the Pocket burning Pizza houses in Chennai,  you will be having your zzzaaaas with a quotient of guilt to Health conscience and the below questions

  • How much more i am gonna gain with this Slice ?.
  • How am i, going to Burn this CAL. ?
  • How much of this is Edible. ?
  • Is pizza Organic food ?
  • Oh Why are they classifying it as Junk ?.
  • Oh... the Girl said it is GM ( genetically Modified ).. Is it ??
  • Is Coke harmful along with this Pizzaa. ?

May be more to you or the person next you also.. However for a Food Buff, its equally important like a Stanley Kubrick for a Movie Buff.
Being a Food lover, ( oh ! ! ! ! pls dont tell me a Gourmet ) i was so damn conscious having every meal on any Pizza tables and the at the end the Bill which is going to pop my testicles to my Pocket. But also i dont hanve a choice

But be sure not anymore, atleast not anymore in Chennai. There a sigh of relief. I have planned to go to this place for a very long time now. The place where, they serve the Handtossed Pizza`s.
Handtossed what is it ??
Generally the Pizzariums, like Pizzahut, Domino`s, U.S.Pizza`s, or Pizza Corner, where they generally procure the base of the Pizza - thick breadlike piece, you eat, on which the actual pizza is been made on, mostly these are standardised to maintain the familiarty of taste they serve inhouse. Also the add-ins, Toppings are also procured and a standardised. On the Other hand Handtossed Pizza`s are not such, they make the dough fresh, they make it to a fresh Crust on your order, like how they make chappathi`s with Latni / Latna, they cook the toppings along and then they garnish the crust with sauces, toppings, and the cooked ingredients there and they put this in firewood to make a wonderfullll PIZZAAAAAAAA. In addition to all these you get to see live, how your order is getting made then and there.

This happened to me yesterday, i visited foodhouse called Applewood pizza at 13th, main Shanthi colony, Annanagar. Just above the Creamy Inn there. They have also a good collection of Desserts. Added to all this the  bill will half of what you are planning to pay at any of the Multinational pizza counter. Oh yes you are not paying for their Brand here. [ For your convenience the Contact number here is : 9994254621 9994254621.New No. 141, Old No. 139, AC Block, 4th Avenue, Shanthi Colony, Anna Nagar , Chennai.]

The Pizza`s tasted very good. I didn`t had the above dogma`s when i had the tasty bites. The staff and ambience is equally friendly. Sure that your Olfactories will thank you for your efforts. Have you ever thought of carrying a Digi-cam for your lunch, if not, you will after the first visit to this place. click Pizzaassss

And I heard, the next nearest place for chennaiettes, where you get the Handtossed pizza is Pondy.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Bad days ahead for Chennai Airport Passengers

I dont believe "This is a Airport at an, Important Metros of India ". You must have heard in an American Accent from Techie returning from a Dollar Dreams. Dusting out the exagerations, you have no other choice, but still, to say yes i agree, if its about Chennai Airport. Though Chennai Airport, we may satify ourselves, is undergoing a massive infra developments, like anyother Infra project of India, it is made to meet the current requirement and is done without a vision. And before its come into form, its already an obsolete or must be "full" to its capacity on that day its put for utilisation.

See full size imageFor sure this article may not read the pulse of the Irate, of the Infra failures of Chennai Airport, starting from poorly maintained Toilets, floorings, smile less crew, daily changing floor / route plans and so on, wherein as the heading suggest, I will speak about the dark days chennai passengers are ahead. Literally means new problem we are going to face sooner or already a one we have not voiced out yet. Nothing new we are so much used to take a choice, which is to adjust, or taking up a decision to palp the moment than to have  vision in it.

Now to the problem. I am unsure how many of you are already booking a pickup, in advance, for yourself when u are boarding a flight to Chennai. If you are, i should count as pecentage, which is negligible. Then comes the major percentage of ppl, who get picked up by theirs, Friends, foes, Boyfriends and the Hotel you have booked your stay at Chennai or by you Company folks. However the Majority of us, more than 70%, i assessed, where the once, once picking up our luggages from conveyor belts, forgetting to checking the safety of it. we walk out through, daily changing exit doors of Chennai departure to find or to book a Vehicle. note i never mentioned Auto. If you have been landing in Chennai offlate, you must not have failed to notice, Auto Rickshaw`s, the perenial choice of Chennaites, at masse, is not anymore a choice of vehicle at Chennai Airport. And if this is breaking news for you now, yes this article is for you.
Auto`s are not anymore alowed into Chennai Airport. To that matter, if you take a auto ' To Chennai Airport' then you may have to get down on the premissible limit of Auto`s into Airport at other side of the Road near Airport. And you have walk almost a KM to departure gates, and if its international departure, better you start praticising, some trekking excersises. NOW ! ! ! !. And i am seriously unaware, how that such an important issue like this, which affect the sundry auto pullers of Chennai, on the major income, has not even disturbed the Communist comrades. Gawd save Commie`s.

Now that you ask, then whats the other choice left is " Taxi`s ". Yes whats wrong in it. ? specially when the fare is re imbursed by my Company or My Husband or My Boy Freind, you may ask. Its not the matter of money you are gonna spend on it. before we walk  Before we wlakover further, i need to appraise you about some facts about the Airport.
      
 Chennai Airport
  • Third Busiest Aiport  In India
  • It handles both International and Domestic route and Both Cargo and Passenger.
  • By Good grace of God the Cargo operations are at worst ever, that most cargo diversions are happening to BLR and HYD and most others are shifting their mode of operations to move from AIR to SEA.
  • The Airport has been assessed to have handled, 10.53 million passenger in 2009- 2010, among which 6.67 million contributes domestic passengers alone. ( AAI Website ).
Just if add a market factor for one year as 10 % growth, we fragily arrive at 7337000 for the year 2010 -2011. which is an odd 20,000 passengers a day. As per our former percentile we derive, 14000 ppl needs a "cab" after they land into chennai Airport for the Entire Day. Yaah scooping a dive back into the problem now.
Once you land in Chennai Airport, next to Baggage claims you will note Four or Five Taxi Kiosk and a AVA Kiosk Placed in the Domestic terminal. Even if you miss them out on your way you may not miss the yellow hoarding Fastrack Kiosk Waiting for your booking on the Exit and Airport Taxi Kiosk ( not actually one, its just a table and 2 guys, just next to a sad tree ). Okay, if i have to rephrase my earlier statement, it will sound like this you are totally dependant on either Fastrack or the Black Amabasaddor Taxis, Non A/C, ( airport Taxi ) for you to travel ahead.

Fasttrack control 300 - 400 Taxis of their own and they have 2000 taxis on attached services. And then the Airport taxi will have another 2000 taxis only. Puttogether you have totally approximately 4500 - 5000 taxis at your disposal. Wow, Somany ppl waiting for you. So princely isn`t it. but what if you are not the First one, or if your the 9000nth passenger in the Airport. Simple

  • You either have to walk with your luggage ( is it 20 KG / pax ??? ) till 2 Kms to catch an alternate
  • Or you will have book a CAB( not the aforementioned ), Standing in the airport to come pick you up, who will add fancy charges, to fat up your bill almost, you ll end footing 1 and 1/2 times more than the actuals
  • Or you will just have for wait 40 min - 1.30 Hr for the booked cab to come.
  • You may be abused, if you pester to expedite the CAB placing.
  • This stranded human population may give rise to extended issues like, space, jammed exits, and if everything goes well , some lathi charge, stampede, panic, pandemonium.
  • You want more ? ? ? ?
Why is Only Fastrack and Airport Taxi. ? ? Being an Indian, makes you ineligible to question Congress and DMK. Mind it. ! ! ! ! !. Oh dont try that, you cannot blame it on Safronisation either.
 Now ? i`ll suggest a Desi ( middle Class ) Trick, as usual get used to it. Add 1 HR in your Chennai Travel Itenary, also some 100 - 150 per trip. And They Lived happily Ever after.........

Else try something new Voice it out ! ! ! !

Monday, March 22, 2010

MF.HUSSAIN - A MOMENT of TRUTH with MEDIA

You must have, by now heard and seen enough of, how this country is so much jingoistic and pseudo secularist for a form of art and right of expression for an artist, if there has to be One.

This picasso of India, who will celebrate his centenary by another five years, is really concerned about Freedom of Expression, and that why is choses to take the citizenship of quatar rather to give up Indian citizenship. What Freedom and Quatar aren`t those oxymoron. Before we discuss those issuesi wish to narrate short scene from a movie which can help us to understand the plot projected, about this Freeman to us, by Indian Media ( my favourite Sin to commit ).

Edhirneechal
This is my favorite tamil classic comedy. Where the lead character, Madhu, is a poor chap, who is been supported by few families for his livelyhood. Among those, one family decides to get madhu married to their then Mentally distubed daughter. Madhu overhears it and decides " before they make me marry her, I will love her ". In short before the Burden falls on us lemme start getting acquainted to carry it.

Hindutva, hindu funda`mentals.
If to object against someone who has offended my feelings and beliefs is Hindutva or fundamentalism, yes I am both of these. Let that be even licensed by the Queen, given Freedom of Expression. After painting for somany hindu idols in nude form, for expressing the purity and ( not )in the same line, hitler is been protrayed nude for his brutality. I am surpirsed Hussain has been hardly able to find even a single being in any other belief pure or sacred to protray as nude or neither the brutal Killers of LeT not been portrayed nude for their cruelty yet. He is been booked under IPC section 145, 145A, 146. 147, 148, 295, 295A all around the country. Still pending unresolved. Few cases were dismissed ever before they were borught to trial. Not even a single summoun has been issued. Law ministry in between has agreed even if one case is been argued strongly by a pleadant, it is assure Hussain will be prosecuted, even for a sacrielege

2006 - I Don’t remember any kaikeyi asked for fulfilling her wish. DO you.?
Inspite of painting so many hindu faith idols nude , even after a decade old agitation for him since 1996, why Hussain chose impose a exils only on 2006. I really don’t remember suddenly kaikeyi asking King dasrath to fulfil her three wishes to send the eldest son of Art Vansha for exile. But I remember one thing. It was a painting titled Mother India, portrayin Bharath Matha nude. This Hussain was less able to play with usual CUE Purity and stuff. This time the cases were filled for hurting nationalistics feeling. Media still bragging that Bharth Matha is just again a hindutva Mirage ( what ??? ). Hussain was gets to know that he has taken a wrong turn. Now he cannot play his trump anymore. The canvas very clear will few number of iron bars, a courtroom and judge for his purity will be painted nude will prosecute him atleast 10 years of RI. Then happenned the great escape to quatar first time.
If media has failed to help us with one detail in the news beat is the link between the above movie plot and Mr.hussain, before they prosecute us and expell us from the country, why not we flee from here, Escape from this place

Bend down Mr.Hussain.
In our secular country we are always taught to practice religious freedom and also tolerance. Or is it only hindu`s are expected to portray religious tolerance. I will say yes. It was on the release of the film Meenaxi our herald of art was under controversy. This time for penning verses AL-NOOR for a song the in the later movie. Which islam belivers claimed " the verses are from quran which do mean about the almighty and it cannot be used to refer a mortal and further a Lady. If you think media preached tolerance to these fundamentalist, then you get no points for that. Because this time they chose to herald the prodigical Rahman for his tiring musical journey till meenaxi, and so lightly has chosen to ignore the issue. However Hussain pleaded and did asked for public forgiveness. The Movie on the same week was out of theatres.

Question remain unanswered
1. why is that always Hindus alone has to practice religious tolerence in this Secular , Congress Country ?

2. Offending a nationalist feeling and with a book full of cases remains untrial or prosecuted for , how is a country , quatar, supports with a citizenship. ? Is it because he is a muslim
3. Why hussain, failed to paint someone from other religion as so pure. Or some even Armed peace ambassador Kasav nude for his bullet preachings on the nights of 26-11 like what he painted hitler to show his anger.
4. IS it Right for us to compare Rushdie and Taslima with Hussain, where former both are facing the situation instead avoiding.?

Have good time Mr.Hussain. Bye bye . . We soon expect you paint some quatari figure as nude as ceremonising your freedom of expression at quatar

Sunday, March 14, 2010

PRANABH SIGHS, AS IPL BEGINS

Our Bondhu was racing against his heart beats until Friday evening, until when the IPL has begunt. He was actualy munching more fear than what he can actually even bite. Definitely being in ruling party further more in India being a politicians he would not have be scared for any allegations, scam or scandals for sure. But very natural fear of loss of his seat. But why... Before which we may have to go for short travel in a newly built time machine.

Fasten your seat belts.....
It was on the blessings of an armed peace ambasador from Pakistan ajmal kasav and his fellow mates P.C ( not sonia` Personal computer ) became the portfolio of Home ministry, kicking shivraj patil right on his butt. Then came our Condolezza`s favorite Roshagolla man`s turn to DON the Finance. What so great about this prodigy that all in a night he was found by the Great Indian bahu as a right candidate for the role ???. Oh for this answer we may have travel a bit more in this journey

It was during the same seaon while India won its World cup, rememeber Kapil hailing the cup in his hands, smiling in full mouth, yes its then our great Pronoabh Mukherjee was a Finace minster. Then again in the year 1984 he was trumpted by Euromoney as a greatesht Finance minister of Universe. Here you have to realy note a fate of life " it was under him our MMS, Oh no its not multi media messaging you, dumbo, its Manmohan Singh the custom made robot for Prime ministers task, was working as a RBI governor. Look what he is now. This what it pays you to be a Congress loyalist.

2009 budget- I .
Yaah after becoming FM, ( Oh my god I am now tired of you its not Frequency medium but Finance minister.. OK ) though he was all years for the " Here I am , and this is me ....no more I am travelling on my old age to foreing countries " by Bryan Adams , he all the way was hearing only " those were the best days of ma life ... It was summer of 82 " by bryan Adams.... Then he made all the cut copy paste to the old budget by our very own Anna and Sumbitted. IT was crucial period for Congrees facing an Election. Yes globally it was also the same time the petrol coted more than half of itw own price. But still we We were paying the same price for petrol.

Post election Budget
Yes the same AAM ADMI budget - ( no not Mango Man, but common Man Budget ), Which was focussing on common man. Bangra all over the Media AAM ADMI, COMMON MAN BUDGET. Even the Budget carried the word AAM ADMI for six times in it.

2010 Union Budget
26, FEB 2010 - Union budget was Presented ( do not read it as Submitted ). Didi complaints to the class teacher that this guy has pinched her at a wrong place. Even MMS said I am not ok with the parts of the budget like Tax on returns. Opposition walks out of Session, but who cares. We know they are always hindutva terrorists. And if its some body else they are not for the Poor, down troden, Minorities, who we bank upon for yet another 10 12 elecions to come.

27, FEB, 2010 - The Opposition gathers and calls for changes in the budget about the price of commodities, petrol. It was then Our pranab started shivering to death .. Oh my GAWD ............

28, FEB, 2010 - The same but we were told the opposition is jingoistic about govt and they have no clue how this budget will help in loooong run. Pranab ( shit scarred ) came out in media saying. " Noh Noh, I DIDh COShULTED EBERYONE AND I BWAS BWELCOMING SUGGhSHTIONS TOO.

A short commercial Break " all these meet at a unknown place may be behind the compound of hogwarts and decide , its time that we stop this. Else People may awake. So Stop this budget drama. Pls lets telecast something else.

01, MAR, 2010, nithyananda in South and the Snake Dance Swamiji in north were exposed to ppl. Yaah aprt from this we got watch the perenial news for indian media , Pakistan, Hafis saeed, Terror, India, Attack, Jihad, LeT. But Budget ...

02, Mar 2010 , additional tadka to the above issues but about budget. The Man Who is today prayed as the wall of India against the global recesion Y.V.Reddy expresses his view on the current budget as unsatisfactory. Only one visual media glimpsed on it for few minute again same ...

03,04 Mar 10, - - do - - - + The Paki External affairs miniter lies ( is it for the first time they do it ??? )

05, Mar, 2010 - The Womens bill talks on. The entire media is on women issues, india and women, feminism. But why. ? Hey dude its women day by another 3 days ok.

06, Mar, 2010 - do - + oscar fever

07 mar, 2010 - do - its Sunday Dude chill

08 Mar - same + the first lady oscar

09, 10, 11- mar - same same

12 mar - PRANAB thanks GOD .... AS IPL Begins. It will be long gone topic before the IPL ends. - A "skeptical, erroneous budget". But who cares .,,